Happy Fourthmas.

Why do we celebrate the fourth of july?
Its not like anything epic happened. I, personally, and partly because I am depressed, and not really thinking like a person, think that some of our holidays are kind of stupid. Call me un-patriotic, but signing the declaration.. big whoop. Buswona didn't have a declaration of independence. Our citizens are happy enough... and if they aren't, we'll shoot them. Then they'll be very warm and fuzzy on the inside. Speaking of warm and fuzzy, Ritti, congrats on marrying dream-doodler and having a very g-rated romantic scene. Your dreams should go work for disney. If there's one mature part of you, it's your dreams. Just kidding. Lama was rather g-rated for Laura's dad, so yeah...
Wow. After reading what I just wrote, I feel beyond unintelligent.
quotes that support this theory of my own stupidity (if I was smart I would deny it)
"Whoa! You have a little gravy swimming pool in your mashed potatoes! If you were a french fry, but you were a person, you could totally go swimming."- last night while out to dinner with zanna.
"If I were an antibody, I'd give you a couch."- while watching heroes.
"Stop touching my countertop, it tickles."- last night, while eating ice cream.
"Foom! Foom! Foom!" -sound effects while walking upstairs last night.
yay me.