I have returned from watching Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull at the local cinema theatre.
It was no good.
It was a rip off of:
National Treasure 1 and 2. open your eyes. the whole movie, following a story, solving it, epic battle, finding treasure, huzzah.
Alien vs. Predator: Um, the whole thing? Ancient temples, an old dude, people worshipping alienish things (technically they were worshipping the predators in the movie, but the predators were more alienish in the first place. they have a spaceship and advanced technology. the aliens go around and eat people.) and within the last scene, there's the shot of the space ship taking off into the night. it even looked like the spaceship from avp.
Tarzan: that whole scene where shai labeouf is all I AM MONKEY !!!
A Bugs Life: you just saw the hardcore version with the scene with the scaryants.
I have officially decided that the storyline pretty much sucked for it. when you think of indiana jones, you don't really think of sci-fi alien stuff. you think of lost treasure (no not knowledge.) and ancient riddles and stories. no sci-fi. sorry.
jack you should have told us that you were planning to be in that movie.
also, jack/peachy where r u and y aren't u blogging?
Apa itu Glucola MCI
10 years ago
4 comments:
you do know that national treasure ripped off of the original indiana jones movies right? so it really didnt rip off of nt 1 or 2. at all.
i agree with laura
i kno that.
just saying.
it was practically like they copied and pasted some of the script.
nah
i don't agree with laura or alice
the thing is...at least national treasure was pretty original. you have to hand it to them.
point 1: the whole "our country has like awesome secrets and treasure!" totally not indian jones
point 2: national treasure does not have any form of magic whatsoever, unlike indiana jones movies
point 3: harrison ford was hot...nicholas cage is not
ok, indiana jones ripped off of national treasure BECAUSE of the whole scene with all the treasures from all those cultures. TOTALLY FROM National Treasure. I was waiting for indiana to like light a torch and all of the room to light up and reveal more treasure.
i rest my case
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