A Long Overdue Blog Entry

Earlier, I was asked this question by Parker:
[21:59] yankeesfan484: why WAS the monkey in the backseat of your hotwheels speedracer?,
who by the way, you should sacrifice your first-born child to because Parker is just that cool.
I'm honestly not sure how to begin explaining why the monkey was in the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. At first I was wondering what to name my blog so I decided to have a poll. In an attempt to be random, I wrote the present name of my blog. Apparently many people enjoyed it.
I feel like this answer is stupid and unepic. I must try again.
Once upon a time, there was a monkey. His name was Sherman. Wait no. It wasn't. Sherman was a seagull. Um... His name was... Franklin (btw, I saw charles jackery the other day). Still, I Have no clue why he was in the back of my hotwheels speedracer. So one day, my dear friend Franklin and I were playing cars and I dared him to go into the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. He got stuck.....And that's why the monkey was in the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. Can I be done now?