Gun Lake

Hey everyone, going to GUN LAKE!!!
i am beyond excited.. and i will not see you guys/email/call/hangoutwith/talkto/blog/im for a whole week!!! is it possible? no. mayb, i don't kno
see you guys in a week!!! AHHH IA M SO SOSOSOSO EXCITED
for me, summer doesn't start until gun lake.

In Which Murie Laughs Her Fucking Ass Off

HAHAHAHAHAHA
my brother had a band practice today.
Nate Blasdel (or however the fuck you spell his name) was in attendance
After he left, Rory told me the funniest thing in the whole wide world.
He comes in my room and says, Hey, do you know a certain Jack Meagher?
I said Yes for obvious reasons,
and then he says, Yeah well nate says that they're half brothers,
.....? what.. no offense if this is true, peachy, but considering the fact you look nothing at all alike, i find it a little hard to believe....
then he says, and he says that you and jack are rivals, in smartness
this made me laugh.
and laugh
and laugh
and laugh.
first of all, I doubt that i am even close to being smart enough to attempt to being peachy's rival,
second of all, the only thing peachy and i have been rivals in is saying, "nachocheese, nachocheese, nachocheese" to each other again and again...
yeah peachy.... just wondering, do tell your ties to nate... i am curious..

In Which Murie Laughs at Something Stupid. Reeeally Stupid

The other night, my brother Rory (who I scratched really badly and bled and now has cuts..) and I were trying to think of ways to get out of what our evil parents had planned for us. It involved throwing up, jumping down the stairs, ect. But then, my brain put together the strangest combo. I started cracking up right away. I have no clue what was so hilarious about it, but I couldn't stop laughing. Rory asked me what it was, but I was laughing to hard to tell him. So, being on my Mom's computer, I typed, "if we had a cat, you could shit on it." I could not stop laughing.
Sorry. Just Felt like I should share with you that little tidbit of my weekend.. I was hoping it would amuse some people I then I wouldn't feel so stupid for laughing at the thought of someone taking a dump on a cat...
TOodles

My Brother Has Returned from SC

And finally, after 2 weeks of not seeing him, my brother has come home. If you didn't read, (didn't know what SC meant which is perfectly ok. I saw NC (north carolina) the other day and I thought it meant New Connecticut) he was in South Carolina, building homes for habitat for humanity. Isn't he a nice little child? Another thing before I go on with my story: While in South Carolinaland, we had no contact with Rory. He didn't calltextemailsendapostcard. However, completely oblivious to his immediate family, worried sick that he was dead/dying (i laughed,,), the people he lives with, who feed him, who hug him because they love him and then he just picks them up and twirls them behind his head which scares the shit out of them (he does that to me),, he called my Grandma. Just to clear up, I am not especially offended by this, and I can see his reasoning, because my Grandpa hasn't been feeling that great and apparently had a couple ministokes. I still feel neglected though. So yes. He called my Grandma. Not me. ANYWAYS.
Rory got home from South Carolina at 1:30 in the morning on Sunday. Because I love him that much.. and actually was really going to see Keela, I went along. I am such a good/bad sister. So we waited for a while, everyone standing in a circle. People (non-parental units) kept parking by us so they could go down to East Ave. where all the exciting things were happening. I could only imagine what they thought of the circle of random people, just standing there, talking, in a parking lot in the middle of the night. At last the vans arrived. I gave keela her hug first. It was very lengthy and that makes me happy. Soon Rory was attacked. He was not as happy to receive an overly-hyper hug at one in the morning. Go figure. Weirdo. Also, Willis/Bruce/Penguin man/ Mr. Peachy (jack, its ur father!!) was there. He received a big hug as well. I think everyone was a little weirded out by my hyperness. Ha ha. I saw keela. (- :

In Which Murie is a Nerd

Believe it or not, I haven't read much this summer.
That changed yesterday. I decided that because Laura and Alice were (nerd Peer peressure!!) i should start reading the Harry Potter Books again. I finished the first at like 12:30 last night and and then read the first four chapters of the second. I started reading at like 830 and then turned out my light at 1:15. yay me. 21 chapters in 4 hours 45 minutes.

Unrequited Love

*sighs*
Basically it sucks.
Why does every single guys I've ever liked decide to ask me out after I decide that I will never go out with them no matter what they do to try to win my affection. For more information on this subject, please call me, Alice and Ritti. I think I've learned my lesson about posting details of my personal life on my blog.
In the meantime, here is a song that I have decided I very much relate to.
Nothing Better by the Postal Service.
I would suggest finding it on youtube rather than reading lyrics cuz its a duet and makes more sense when sung. And its awesome. And also, close your eyes while listening cuz the vast majority of the videos suck.
on second thought, here is one of the better ones, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zQiD4o0dI
I guess you could say that there was 'nothing better' hahahahahaha.
I funny. (not really)
:P

You know you when you've been in ESP or an otherwise advanced class when...

In my other website that I keep with Alice, we have multiple pages of you know you have been in..... when.... So I think I want to share them with you because they are just that silly.

-people think you are a nerd [go figure why!]
-you have spent a whole period discussing ur family in the library

-PERSONIFACATION!!! (lol we are all so *gifted*)

-it scares you how much some people care about staying in the class

-it also scares you how little some people don't (me)

-you have spent a whole class arguing about whether a line was going through a point or like .113 degrees off

-you have the most random convos ever

-you have abondoned all that you believe in within 10 seconds of Mrs. R telling you you're wrong

-you probably have brain damage from being so afraid of Mrs R

-you actually for the most part have less homework than the normal class kids

-you feel bad for the sixth graders in your math class, mostly because you can tell that they really care about what we're learning

-no matter how hard you try, whenever you open your mouth in class, something stupid and pointless comes out.,,,,,, so you have stopped contributing to conversations completely.

-the teacher has learned to expect only one answer a month from u when correctin hw

-you do your homework in class while the rest of the class does the work

-you have learned the sacred art of listening to the teacher in the last 5 min of a convo and being able to understand the problem completely, even when the others don't

- you know who "the gremlin" is
-ms. r freaks out about not capitalizing a word

-you know that you are smarter than Mrs. R, but she's a lot more intimidating than you, so no one listens.

hope you found that amusing

News and a Shout out to Shappy.

Apparently I am to share Alice's big news.
She has been sucked into the craze of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Peachy, Ritti, you are next. You will soon be seen head bobbing to bad 90's rock, carrying a sharp pencil where ever you go in case there's a vampire, laughing about the terrible special effects and chatting happily about how freaking awesome Spike is (yes, jack, you too will have a mancrush on spike)
Also in news, Shappy wanted to be recognized as big, important and awesome. I think he said awesome. I have short term memory loss. Anyways, yes folks, after thinking about the many different ways to recognize oneself on someones blog, shappy chooses big, awesome and important. hooray for shappy.
of course, after my tree flashing incident, i suppose i am no one to talk.
hee hee.

A Long Overdue Blog Entry

Earlier, I was asked this question by Parker:
[21:59] yankeesfan484: why WAS the monkey in the backseat of your hotwheels speedracer?,
who by the way, you should sacrifice your first-born child to because Parker is just that cool.
I'm honestly not sure how to begin explaining why the monkey was in the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. At first I was wondering what to name my blog so I decided to have a poll. In an attempt to be random, I wrote the present name of my blog. Apparently many people enjoyed it.
I feel like this answer is stupid and unepic. I must try again.
Once upon a time, there was a monkey. His name was Sherman. Wait no. It wasn't. Sherman was a seagull. Um... His name was... Franklin (btw, I saw charles jackery the other day). Still, I Have no clue why he was in the back of my hotwheels speedracer. So one day, my dear friend Franklin and I were playing cars and I dared him to go into the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. He got stuck.....And that's why the monkey was in the backseat of my hotwheels speedracer. Can I be done now?

ha. Parker.

[21:34] PBJsfavgurls155: ha ha said the murie
[21:34] yankeesfan484: what the fucking fuck in fucking hell? said the parker.
[21:36] PBJsfavgurls155: "Wow," said Murie awkardly, "you must really like the word FUCK."
[21:37] yankeesfan484: haha
[21:38] yankeesfan484: said parker, murie you stupid monkey, you spelled awkwardly fucking wrong.
[21:38] PBJsfavgurls155: stupid monkey murie says, "fuck you, ugly fish monger parker, i will spell awkardly however i want to!"
[21:39] PBJsfavgurls155: *there was supposed to be another fucking in between i and want****
[21:39] yankeesfan484: parker said, well this pause is fucking awkward.
[21:40] PBJsfavgurls155: yes it fucking is. but that isn't muries fucking fault. fuck.
[21:40] yankeesfan484: haha
[21:41] yankeesfan484: parker fucking thinks it fuking is
[21:41] PBJsfavgurls155: PARKER SPELLED FUCKING WRONG PARKER SPELLED FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!
[21:41] PBJsfavgurls155: HAHAHAHAHA
[21:42] PBJsfavgurls155: awkardly u can spell.. creatively, but fucking, no
[21:42] yankeesfan484: this is really fucking retarded
[21:42] yankeesfan484: said parker
[21:43] PBJsfavgurls155: yes it fucking is
[21:44] yankeesfan484: no it fucking isnt!
[21:44] yankeesfan484: wait
[21:44] PBJsfavgurls155: but murie enjoys talking in third person/saying fuck a lot
[21:44] yankeesfan484: yes it fucking is, sorry, wasn't paying attention
[21:44] PBJsfavgurls155: ok. what the fuck is wrong with you and your fucking indecisiveness!
[21:45] Meebo Message: yankeesfan484 is offline
[21:45] Meebo Message: yankeesfan484 is online
[21:49] PBJsfavgurls155: yeah..
[21:49] yankeesfan484: (auto-response from yankeesfan484) embarking on the endless quest to convince my mom that chocolate sprinkles are not called "jimmies".
[21:49] yankeesfan484: awkward moment.
[21:49] yankeesfan484: .
[21:49] yankeesfan484: .
[21:49] yankeesfan484: .
[21:49] PBJsfavgurls155: i think i could very well stop talking in third person
[21:49] PBJsfavgurls155: and stop saying fuck a lot
[21:49] yankeesfan484: ha
[21:50] PBJsfavgurls155: it was quite amusing while it lasted....
[21:50] yankeesfan484: twas
[21:51] PBJsfavgurls155: yup..

parker makes me laugh.

Pets, Obsessions and Technicolor Shorts! What does that spell? POTS!

Pets. Murie needs one. (also in news, I have randomly started talking in third person. I have absolutely no clue why.) I desperately would like a living pet. My Ipod is the most beautiful thing ever, but it really isn't that.... Furry. I would like some cats. Deprivation of pets now could very well end up in my being the old cat lady that all of you guys will feel sorry for. My brother and I have already decided that we would get two cats someday and name them Coheed and Cambria. I would like that someday to be today. OOh! Jack!!!!!!! Can I have Harry to be my pet??? cuz he's the awesomest thing since sliced bread!
Obsessions. I have been realizing that I tend to be obsessed with one band one week and then suddenly decide to change. My latest of these obsessions is Reel Big Fish. Best thing since Death Cab for Cutie's Narrow Stairs. Past Obsessions: Red Hot Chili Peppers (Stadium Arcadium), Death Cab for Cutie (Transatlanticism), Death Cab for Cutie (Plans), The Academy Is... (Almost There), Death Cab for Cutie (Narrow Stairs), Reel Big Fish (Cheer Up)...
Technicolor Shorts. This morning, I decided to go swimming. I had no swimming suit where I was, but my brother had a bunch of extra shorts. The only one that fit me was a pair of shorts that were mostly purple, but had many vertical stripes of different colors and patterns. They were made of possibly hemp. They were ugly, and I never understood why my brother wore them in public. But they're already kind of growing on me...
What does that spell? POTS!
Pets Obsessions Technicolor Shorts
:)

Happy Fourthmas.

Why do we celebrate the fourth of july?
Its not like anything epic happened. I, personally, and partly because I am depressed, and not really thinking like a person, think that some of our holidays are kind of stupid. Call me un-patriotic, but signing the declaration.. big whoop. Buswona didn't have a declaration of independence. Our citizens are happy enough... and if they aren't, we'll shoot them. Then they'll be very warm and fuzzy on the inside. Speaking of warm and fuzzy, Ritti, congrats on marrying dream-doodler and having a very g-rated romantic scene. Your dreams should go work for disney. If there's one mature part of you, it's your dreams. Just kidding. Lama was rather g-rated for Laura's dad, so yeah...
Wow. After reading what I just wrote, I feel beyond unintelligent.
quotes that support this theory of my own stupidity (if I was smart I would deny it)
"Whoa! You have a little gravy swimming pool in your mashed potatoes! If you were a french fry, but you were a person, you could totally go swimming."- last night while out to dinner with zanna.
"If I were an antibody, I'd give you a couch."- while watching heroes.
"Stop touching my countertop, it tickles."- last night, while eating ice cream.
"Foom! Foom! Foom!" -sound effects while walking upstairs last night.
yay me.