A Event that never shall be forgotten.

Well, last night, I went over to my friend Alice's house. Laura, my other dear friend was there as well. The entire evening was rather insane.

The first event was the fedora giving. In our last meeting, (we have a once a month meeting club called LAMA, where we watch movies) we watched The Sting. As some more awesome blog readers may know, throughout The Sting, many characters end up wearing fedoras. Namely, Robert Redford. Need I say more about our fedora obsession? Anyways, yesterday, pre-LAM (our second 'A' in Lama could not attend.) I went to a garage sale with my parents. And, I found FOUR FEDORA HATS for only $11.50. All together. Awesome, no? So, we all got one. Which was amazing, to say the least. In fact, soon after obtaining our new fedoras, we filmed a movie that would rival all movies once considered great. Basically it was us running around because Laura stole my fedora. We later filmed an edited version that we hope to see on youtube sometime very soon. And then, it was pizza time. Laura very kindly made pizza dough simply because we rock and we decided to start making them so we could eat while watching the feature presentation of the night, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. So, fedora hats on head, we begun the pizza-making process. Soon Alice and I engaged in a pretend battle. While singing the Indiana Jones theme song, I picked up cooking spray and aimed it at Alice menacingly. And then, the unimaginable happened. Alice picked up the tomato sauce and not knowing that it was already opened, but with the cap placed lightly on top, she swung it like a sword and tomato sauce splattered EVERYWHERE. When I say everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. Well actually it was just behind her on the floor, but still. Soon Beau, her wonderful dog (lets not forget Stella though,) was licking everything up. Here ends the majority of the pizza drama. Until, when getting water from Alice's amazing water pouring fridge, Laura called me a Nazi. (to clear things up, I am not a Nazi, and I do not support Nazihood.) and I had just taken a large sip of water, but I had to laugh. Immediately, I started dying. For a while, it went on like this: A can't breathe, but I have to laugh, while simultaneously trying to cough up the water lodged in my throat. If you are not aware, cough while laughing and choking is a little much to ask of the human body. After managing to take a couple shaky breaths, I could only think of revenge. Laura soon died as well.
After the movie, we were very inspired by the wonder of Indiana Jones. We decided that the time was now to make our own Indiana Jones film. With me playing Indiana Jones, Alice as West Virginia Jones, and Laura with the camera in hand, we begun a quest for the cup, the jet-puffed treasure and we had to burn the special papers to keep them from the Nazis. It has yet to be posted on youtube, but assure you that it was awesome. The story follows us into the car on the way to 7-11, inside the store to buy marshmellows (the people kept looking at us weirdly. can't imagine why...) on the way back, capturing the golden cup and then using the fire-pit (and the safety knowledge of Smokey the Bear!) to burn the treachorous papers that have forever held us hostage. After this point, the night was a whirlwind of making out with marshmellows (don't ask. OLIVE OLIVE OLIVE OLIVE), Truth or dare and old women yelling BAH BAH BAH BAH! (ok, Laura wasn't there for that.)

As you can see, it was a very interesting night.