The Buswonian Constitution

Being the national scribe of Buswona, I feel obligated to post the information on the Internet so it is easily accessible. For more information, please refer to April 2008's post, Buswona.
National Anthem: Bohemian Rhapsody
National Swearword: Baslama (but you are invited to conjugate: Baslamin' ect.)
National Bird: Dodo
National Ice Cream: Steve Colbert's Americone Dream
National TV show: The Office (though this if often debated due to some members ignorance)
National Food: Villa Pizza's Cheese Pizza Pie
National Number: 42
National Currency: KomieKoins
National Purpose: to prepare the earth for the coming of the great question
National Drink: KomieShine
National Podcast: Happy Tree Friends
National Sport: KomieKurling
National Enemy: Andrew Mullen
National Tree: Whomping Willow
National Weed: Thistle
National Mascot: Komiethepoo
National Fruit: Peach
National Animal: Hufflelump

Our Cabinet:
Scribe, Treasurer, Supreme Court Justice, Sec. of State and Secret Service: Fusion (moi)
Sec. of Defense, General and Sec. of Sanitation- Peachycheeks
Sec of Photography: Cindy
Secret Travel Agent: Andrew (soon to be banished)
Presidents(cough dictator cough): Ritti and Wonderland
Sec. of Agriculture: Zeb

the Unfinished Bill of No Rights:
Amendment 1: Commoners of Buswona are denied the freedom of speech, religion and press. Furthermore if any commoner should petition they will be trampled by a herd of government sent hufflelumps.

Amendment 2: If a commoner should bear arms, excluding those attatched to their torso, the government shall send vampiric hufflelumps to eat them. Then their vampiric hufflelump-venom injected bodies shall be later sent back to the government and be trained to kill other breakers of this law.