Awkward Silences

Have you ever noticed how every once and a while, no matter who your peers are, there is an awkward silence?

Well, I shall share with you a little piece of trivia. Everytime there is an awkward silence, a gay baby is born. In one of these such moments, you must yell "GAY BABY." But, you must be sure to tell everyone about this fact before doing so, for otherwise, yelling gay baby in a room filled with people that don't understand can lead to an even longer awkward silence.
In my school, there is a teacher (who, coincidentally does not actually teach.) who could very well be the queen of awkwardness. Every speech she makes to our cafeteria, my lunch table justs sits there, rocking our gay babies. "Okay everyone, great job eating today!"